Hello my chouquettes, how are you today? Me, that’s not too bad for a month of November, but you probably don’t care if it’s right, so we’re going straight to the champions of the week, these unusual miscellaneous facts that we find every week in the left too thanks to this brave @Well mentioneda wonderful person.

“A dream come true”: A couple who are fans of the brand get married at Aldi

Topito’s analysis: This couple was such a fan of the supermarket chain that they decided to get married there and honestly it’s cool. Personally, I’m going to ask Fnac in Reims if there’s a way to host my wedding ceremony, because I really like the comics section.

Without a license and without papers, he offers the police to share the couscous he eats while driving

Topito’s analysis: The undocumented driver drove above the authorized speed limit while eating a couscous, which is already something particularly surprising, but actually it was nice of him to give the police a taste.

UK: Man who threw eggs at King Charles banned from wearing eggs in public

Topito’s analysis: It’s stupid because by definition you have to carry them home to buy eggs, so unless someone buys them for him he won’t be able to eat them anymore and that’s very sad. Really uncool Prince King Charles.

Pau: sentenced for a burglary, he “fights the balls” in front of the court

Topito’s analysis: Harsh words, but at the same time he is honest, and being honest in court always helps. Well, in this case it didn’t really help him, but at least he was on point.

Wales: Drunk he steals a cross in a church and forgets it in a night club

Topito’s analysis: We’re going to say it one more time, but stealing is really bad. But why steal a cross from a church? And why does disco go with it? There are people who have strange nights.

Fishermen discover a bust of Adolf Hitler in the Loire

Topito’s analysis: Everyone knows that a bust of Adolf Hitler is flushed down the toilet, not into the Loire. Poor fishermen, probably the most horrible thing they ever pulled out of the water.

He finds a check for several million euros addressed to Haribo, the company offers him … six bags of sweets

Topito’s analysis: It’s stingy, honestly even if it’s just a check and the person couldn’t do anything with it, it’s really abusive to just send six packs of candy to thank them.

“You are lame”, “you are ugly” … why did the Burger King chain insult thousands of French people through messages?

Topito’s analysis: Doing a publicity stunt, and a bad one at that. It is clear that receiving abusive text messages from a company that is supposed to raise awareness of abusive messages is really not a good idea for com.

On the run for 29 years… the suspect became a millionaire boss

Topito’s analysis: So it’s quite a story, going from murderer to millionaire boss and successfully hiding for 29 years is quite an achievement. But still the guy needs to be judged.

Only son, he fathered 15 children and ancestor of 731 descendants

Topito’s analysis: From nothing we get to what we are aiming for, the guy was alone and now he has 731 descendants. It is more of a family tree, it is a forest that this brave man made.

Come on, have a nice weekend and see you next week friends.